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Beautiful.

• My boyfriend: So i did laundry today.
• Me: that's cool.
• boyfriend: yeah, a pair of your underwear got washed too.
• me: oh... thanks.
• boyfriend: my mom brought my laundry to my room.
• me: >.<
• boyfriend: she said she likes the little stripes on them.
• I COULD DIE.

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• me: i'm dating.
• friend: with who?
• me: my boyfriend is ________.
• friend: the famous one? that's is not poss-
• me: dumbledore once said: "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
• me: SEE
• me: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
• friend: but-
• me: END OF HISTORY
• friend:

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• phone: *rings*
• me: no

I love my boyfriend :)

You know what would be nice?

Friends. I would like friends. Not friends on Facebook, not followers on Tumblr or Twitter, but real tangible friends. Friends that want to hang out with me. And not only because I have a car or enough money to get a pizza. I want people that just love me. That want to talk to me. Spend the night at my house. Do stupid things together and then laugh about it. I’m so sick of the fakeness and superficiality of people my age. I want to meet people that are real. That feel the same way I do.

Do you even exist?